Illustrations by Svenja Jödicke (PixieCold)
The Lady of the Lake. Or better known as the part I want in Spamalot more than anything. Auditions are tomorrow so I’m freaking out! Lovely tumblrs please send all your good vibes, prayers, voodoo, hopes, wishes and all around amazingness my way. I’ll need it. IHOPEIGETTHEPART
even jesus pooped
why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying
“You fight like a girl.”
Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more.
i can’t hear you
over the sound
of me crushing my enemies
so here you go
this is the best post on tumblr, hands down
does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way